People who ride buses are poor.
People who ride buses are blue collar workers.
People who ride buses have low IQ's.
People who ride buses are dangerous.
People who ride buses smell.
A few reasons I have always avoided riding the bus system. It's completely prejudicial and entirely unfair for me to have these sort of thoughts.
And now I'm going to get the opportunity to overcome this little prejudice of mine. Yes people, I'm going to become a bus rider.
In deference to rising gas prices, tightening of the household budget belt, and my high-minded desire to contribute to Lowering America's Dependence on Foreign Oil, I am now going to take the bus to work 4 times per week (Wednesday's work schedule doesn't correspond with the bus schedule).
Except for tomorrow - 'cause I have an appointment at an off-bus-schedule time. So Tuesday. I'll tell you all about my bus-rider experience on Tuesday.
I know you can't wait.